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Ask the Reaper…
When prayers are not the answer get advice direct from Hell. Send Grim your troubles and get a response directly from the Angle of Death himself. Grim will select from the submitted troubles and post responses and advice.
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Dear Reaper, Can you recommend any pick up lines for me?
Single and Lonely
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Dear Single & Lonely – Here is my favorite pick up line of all time...
"I have something in my pocket that no one else in this place has, and it could change your life.
Interested in finding out what that is?"
If he or she says "Yes" then show them you "Get Out of Hell Free" card. If things go well for you,
it would be a small price to pay to hand it over to them. If he or she says, "No" then hand them a
"One-Way Ticket to Hell" for not taking the time to get to know you. Especially since you are
confident, charming, witty and a risk taker. Good luck in your quest to be attached and no longer
lonely.
Grim
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