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All purchases from ATicketToHell.com are sent via HellEx™, The only express mail service direct from Hell.  Reservations can be sent anonymously or with your name in the return address section.

 

  Sending a Reservation Anonymously
ATicketToHell.com allows the purchaser to send a reservation to anyone of their choosing anonymously. The generic return address for The Exalted Board of Reapers will appear on the HellEx™ envelope. As the purchaser, you will be required to provide contact information and payment information prior to the fulfillment of the order. This information will be held in confidence as noted in the Terms and Conditions.

  What do you get the person who has everything?
Do you know someone who has everything? Do you know someone with a great sense of humor? Want a gift that will have a lasting effect and will provide laughs for years to come? Send them a Reservation to Hell and give them the gift of laughter right up to the very last breath!

Full Reservation    Cost: $12.95

 A cover letter.

 The recipients’ name entered into The Complete Book of Damned Souls

 A Certificate of Reservation
This is your confirmation that you have actually been accepted into Hell. Do not worry if you misplace this over the years. We keep excellent records and when your time comes, we will find you.

 A One Way Ticket to Hell
This ticket allows you to take the Express One Stop Hellevator™ instead of the stairs. This is one ride you will never forget! If you misplace this ticket, you will be taking the stairs.

 City of Fire & Brimstone ID Card/All Access D.V.I.P. Card
This card serves two purposes. The first is the identification card for the City of Fire & Brimstone. your final destination, and since you will be spending all of eternity with us, you will need to have ID. Proactive planning is very important and so to reward you in your planning, this card doubles as the all access Damned Very Important Person card. Not all inhabitants of Hell will have this status. This status will grant you access to DVIP Exclusive Areas including the Land of Pain & Suffering, the Maze of Lost Souls and the Torture Day Spa.  (This is made of credit card grade plastic and comes with a pre-punched hole suitable for placing on a key chain.)

Hell for Damned Dummies TM
This quick reference guide will provide you some of the rules and procedures that you will need to follow once you arrive in Hell.

 All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope.

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Group Reservation and Tickets to Hell    Cost: $6.95

 The Group Reservation and Ticket(s) to Hell are designed to be given to a group of individuals, like a town council, political organization, or any other group of people you want to send to Hell. You have the ability to send a Certificate of Reservation and one to five One-Way Tickets to Hell. If you need more than 5 Tickets to Hell, please contact us and we will make special arrangements. You will receive:

A cover letter.

A Certificate of Reservation
This is a confirmation for the recipient(s) that they have actually been accepted into Hell. Do not worry if this is misplaced over the years. We keep excellent records and when the time comes, we will find you.

A One Way Ticket to Hell
This ticket allows the holder to take the Express One Stop Hellevator™ instead of the stairs. This is one ride you will never forget! If you misplace this ticket, you will be taking the stairs.

 All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope.

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Get out of Hell Free Card      Cost: $6.66

 A cover letter.

 Get Out Of Hell Free Card
This card allows the holder to get out of Hell Free. If you have one of these cards and present it upon entering Hell, you are eligible to get out free. (This card is made of credit card grade plastic and is the the same size so that it easily fits in your wallet with your other credit cards or business cards.)

   All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope.

 





One Way Ticket To Hell via the Hellevator    Cost: $6.66

 A cover letter.

 A One Way Ticket to Hell
A single ticket that allows the holder to take the Express One Stop Hellevator™ directly to Hell. This is a great way to tell someone to "Go to Hell" with flare!

All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope.

 




Grim’s Special    Cost: $6.95

Grim’s Special comes with one Get Out of Hell Free Card, and one to five One-Way Tickets to Hell. This allows the holder to show off their ability to get out of Hell free and hand out a One-Way Ticket to Hell to whom ever deservers it. See Ask the Reaper for details on how to use this in conjunction with a pick up line. You will receive:

 A cover letter.

Get Out of Hell Free Card
This card allows the holder to get out of Hell Free. If you have one of these cards and present it upon entering Hell, you are eligible to get out free. (This card is made of credit card grade plastic and is the same size so that it easily fits in your wallet with your other credit cards or business cards.)

 A One Way Ticket to Hell
This ticket allows the holder to take the Express One Stop Hellevator™ instead of the stairs. This is one ride you will never forget! If you misplace this ticket, you will be taking the stairs.

All pieces are sent in a HellEx™ Envelope.

 





HellEx™ Envelopes    Pack of 5    Cost: $10.49

 HellEx™ Envelopes 6” x 9”
All correspondence from ATicketToHell.com is sent via HellEx™, and you too can make a dramatic statement by sending your correspondence in HellEx™ envelopes. 

HellEx™ is not a courier service. Any correspondence sent in a HellEx™ Envelope will require the applicable postage from the US Postal Service or any other courier service used for delivery.






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